Times Have Changes They’ve run me out of every bar in town They say I drink too much and cuss to loud Afraid that I’ll offend the clientele With all those dirty jokes I like to tell They say I’m not politically correct Talkin’ about God and government Waitress swears she’s gonna lose her mind If I call her sweetheart one more time CHORUS: What happen to all my neon night time friends Shootin’ out the lights bar room fights, the party never ends Civilized honky tonkers, don’t act like that no more Times have changed, behind those swingin’ doors There’s a brand new sign, no smokin’ is allowed It’s better if we turn the juke box down Saw dust ain’t as thick as it could be It tends to aggravate the allergies MODIFIED CHORUS: What happen to all my neon night time friends Shootin’ out the lights no rules apply, the party never ends Civilized honky tonkers, don’t act like that no more Times have changed, behind those swingin’ doors TURN AROUND: Don’t saw YEA_HAW, no peanuts on the floor Times have changed behind those swingin’ doors Times have changed behind those swingin’ doors